"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
03/19/2018 at 09:15 • Filed to: Bro do you even doze?
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"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
03/19/2018 at 09:15 • Filed to: Bro do you even doze? | 5
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All brodozers are driven aggressively. If you see one not being driven aggressively, it is not being driven by its owner.
Nibby
> Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
03/19/2018 at 09:16 |
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bro my mage does so much damage bro
Tekamul
> Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
03/19/2018 at 09:20 |
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Being so far indebted via high APR loans makes people aggressive.
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
03/19/2018 at 09:21 |
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So what happens when a Brodozer meets a BMW “sports-sedan” driver on the road?
Spanfeller is a twat
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/19/2018 at 09:23 |
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A bunch of slurs and “my daddy is a lawyer and he’s gonna sue your ass bitch” going on....
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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> Spanfeller is a twat
03/19/2018 at 09:24 |
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This, I assume after they both merge into each other because neither one was using his turn signal
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
03/19/2018 at 09:28 |
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Well how else would people hear your straight pipes if you weren’t on throttle enough to get the auto to downshift.
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Spanfeller is a twat
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/19/2018 at 09:31 |
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Certainly, the truck was first, but dat 320i with fake M stickers was revving it’s engine out trying to out accelerate the truck and beat it on the onramp
Then the bro in the truck pushed the accelerator and “rolled coal yo” to try and beat the BMW.
Or maybe while parking... It’s the age old question, what happens when an unstoppable imbecile meets and unmovable dickhead.
Ash78, voting early and often
> Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
03/19/2018 at 09:32 |
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Take: Brodozers can’t even pretend to drive normally. Even when granny is behind the wheel, it’s either too rumbly at low speeds or the constant, terrifying drone of mud tires on the interstate.
Do you even contactpatch, bro?
CalzoneGolem
> Nibby
03/19/2018 at 09:33 |
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That’s because you min maxed the fuck out of it.
Flavien Vidal
> Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
03/19/2018 at 09:35 |
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Describe “aggressively”. I drive a 33 year old car every day and it’s my only one which I will soon change for a 29 year old car... I drive aggressively, because it is the safest way for me to drive such a car... A bit like a motorcycle. I’m always faster than the traffic around me so I can only focus on what is in front of me instead of worrying of people behind me and when a potential obstacle shows up in front of me, I downshift and pass it as soon as possible instead of slowing down and wondering what he is about to do... I drive my cars like bikes are mostly driven basically...
I don’t like the “drive aggressively” term, because it doesn’t sound fair to the person who drive that way... Granted that brodozer people don’t have to drive that way and they are just assholes, but still :D
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
03/19/2018 at 09:36 |
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Oh look Daddy it’s a Meme!
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> Flavien Vidal
03/19/2018 at 09:43 |
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Well said.
fintail
> Flavien Vidal
03/19/2018 at 09:49 |
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Do you signal though? If not, go to hell :)
functionoverfashion
> Flavien Vidal
03/19/2018 at 10:11 |
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You’re aggressive like a ski racer. Fast, but smooth and with a purpose. Brodozers are driven aggressively like a pro wrestler (WWF, and the like) having a steriod-fueled rage fit.
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Flavien Vidal
> fintail
03/19/2018 at 10:12 |
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I very much signal haha... Then again I might get a BMW at some point so that might change.
Urambo Tauro
> Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
03/19/2018 at 10:13 |
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Even the gas ones are always trying to roll coal.
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fintail
> Flavien Vidal
03/19/2018 at 10:15 |
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Hah. I’ve had a couple X5 rental cars, and it is tempting to think “I don’t even have to try anymore” when behind the wheel.
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> functionoverfashion
03/19/2018 at 10:27 |
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That’s a perfect description
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Tekamul
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/19/2018 at 11:05 |
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This is a good point. I drove a friend’s off-road ready wrangler on the highway and it was unnerving. The drone and rumble, and the random dive towards the shoulder with no steering input. 65 was a sweat-inducing experience.
BUT it still gains no sympathy. They broke it, they own it.